Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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A study shows that the radiation Americans receive from medical scans increases our chances of getting cancer.  Of course, if you do get cancer, they call you back in for more radiation.


President Obama has been inspecting the oil spill damage first hand.  The fair and balanced headline at Fox News read:  "White House going South on oil spill".




At least Obama has been down there on the ground.  George W. Bush's idea of inspecting an oil spill would have been to fly over a Pep Boys.



Today, the president strolled the beach in Pensacola with Florida governor Charlie Crist.  Nearby a crowd was chanting what sounded like, "Save the beach! Save the beach!"  It was kind of hard to tell.  As a matter of fact, Governor Crist told President Obama, "I think they're calling you a son of a bitch!"



In Ohio, a six-story tall statue of Jesus was struck by lightning and burned to the ground.   Apparently, He didn't care for the likeness.


The only thing left in the rubble was a WWJD bracelet.


Mel Gibson issued a statement blaming the Jews. 



There's a YouTube clip of Mel's statement.  It's in English with Aramaic subtitles.


The statue of Jesus was struck by lightning right after Helen Thomas told the Jews to get the hell out of Ohio.


Sarah Palin's upset.  She can no longer see Jesus from her house.




Doesn't it tell you something when a statue of Jesus is hit by lightning but all the Gay Pride parades went off without a hitch?

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