The U.S. Post Office has issued a commemorative stamp with a picture of Katharine Hepburn. It's difficult to stick it to an envelope because the stamp keeps shaking back and forth.
British Petroleum is now using a mile long tube to siphon the spilled oil in the Gulf. If the Bushes had known about this method, we could have siphoned in all our oil from the Middle East and kept our troops at home.
Remember Joe the Plumber? Well, in Lucas County, Ohio, Joe has won a seat on the local Republican Party committee. Joe the Plumber should feel right at home. His seat has its own stall.
Miss Michigan won the crown last night in the Miss USA pageant. Her name is Rima Fakih. She's an Arab-American. Before Miss Fakih could accept her crown, she was detained and interrogated by Miss Arizona.
According to a study, the link between cell phone use and cancer is inconclusive. However, it has been confirmed that people who talk on cell phones while driving have already suffered some form of brain damage.
The Cubs won yesterday. They beat the Pirates. But then, who couldn't beat a bunch of guys with eyepatches and peg legs?
The Supreme Court upheld a federal law that says the sexually dangerous must stay behind bars. I don't know. It seems that it's whenever Ben Roethlisberger gets anywhere near a bar that he's the most sexually dangerous.
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The Cubs won yesterday. They beat the Pirates. But then, who couldn't beat a bunch of guys with eyepatches and peg legs?
The Supreme Court upheld a federal law that says the sexually dangerous must stay behind bars. I don't know. It seems that it's whenever Ben Roethlisberger gets anywhere near a bar that he's the most sexually dangerous.
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