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Newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih could lose her title because photos have surfaced showing her imitating a stripper. Apparently she begins the striptease by taking off her crown.
You know, the producers of Girls Gone Wild have never fired one of their wild girls because she was caught in a photo walking a runway while wearing an evening gown, a sash, and a tiara.
A new study shows that using Viagra might cause hearing loss. That really makes it tough when a guy's having sex and can't hear his wife's car drive up.
Alonzo Cushing, a Wisconsin Civil War hero who died at Gettysburg 147 years ago will finally get a Congressional Medal of Honor this year. The confirmation took this long because of reports that Cushing was a liberal Jewish homosexual with no prior military experience.
President and Mrs. Obama hosted their second state dinner last night, honoring Mexican president Felipe Calderon and his wife. The White House announced that there were no gate crashers at this state dinner. John McCain said, "Sure! Not if you don't count the Mexican president and his wife."
KFC has announced that it's Double Down sandwich, which was introduced in mid-April, has been such a big hit that it's going to sell the Double Down indefinitely. Do you find it curious that the oil spill in the Gulf showed up right after KFC's Double Down and now we can't get rid of either one?
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