Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Jennifer Aniston told People magazine that she does not eat baby food as part of her diet.  And when the interview was over,  Jennifer clapped her hands and said, "Aw done!  Aw done!"

Well, summer is just around the corner.  Suntan lotion sales are up in most parts of the country, except in Arizona, where bleach is the hot seller.

The City of Los Angeles has voted to boycott Arizona.  It's the first step toward removing Arizona  and Arizona State from the Pac 10.



Los Angeles is boycotting Arizona because of the immigration law that could lead to racial profiling.  And in related news, Rodney King continues to boycott Los Angeles.

A study claims that  people who drink caffeine at work make fewer on the job mistakes.  Mistakes still being made, however, include keyboards being damaged by jittery employees who knock over their cups of espresso.

The talk now is that Ben Roethlisberger's behavior might be the result of brain damage.  Later today, John Edwards will announce that he was dropped on his head as a child.


And Barbara Walters had surgery to replace a faulty heart valve and she is recovering nicely.  Her chief surgeon said that Barbara has a strong, healthy heartbeat and it sounds like this:  "Ba-BA-wa-wa...ba-BA-wa-wa...ba-BA- wa-wa".   



Of course if she flatlines it'll sound like this: 
Ba-BA-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Thanks for reading and enjoy the weekend.

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