Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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The U.S. and Russia have reached an agreement on how to handle adoptions of Russian children.  This started last month when a Tennessee woman sent her adopted son back to Russia claiming he had psychological defects the Russians knew about when she adopted him. The Russians insist that is not true.  Of course, they also claim that Yakov Smirnoff was funny when he left Russia.

 
The Hubble telescope has discovered water on Saturn.  Apparently it's hard water.  That's why Saturn has those rings around it.

Barbara Walters will be undergoing surgery to replace a leaky heart valve.  Let's just hope that her surgeons are better at this than those BP guys who are trying to cap that leak in the Gulf.



Robin Hood is due out in theaters.  You know, of course, it's the story of a guy who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.  Republicans are already claiming that the White House is behind it.




This version of Robin Hood has been updated.  Robin actually solicits from the rich and reminds them that a charitable donation is tax deductible.

 

If Elena Kagan, who is Jewish, is confirmed by the Senate to sit on the Supreme Court bench, then the Court will be made up of three Jews and six Catholics.  Now if any more Catholics join the Supreme Court, the Senate will no longer announce its confirmation...it'll send up a puff of white smoke.

 

 

Can you imagine a Supreme Court made up entirely of Jews and Catholics?  They won't be able to hand down a decision without feeling guilty.

 

 

President Obama was in Buffalo today.  He was greeted by a billboard message that said: Dear Mr. President.  I need a freakin' job. Believe me, Obama understands.  In three years, that'll be his message.