Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Because of the Tennessee flood waters, President Obama has declared Nashville a disaster area.  The last time a president declared anything in Nashville a disaster was in 2003 and George W. Bush was talking about the Dixie Chicks.

Playboy has published its first 3-D centerfold.  It will be the first time the magazine sticks out, too.



The 3-D gimmick in Playboy is great.  It looks like the staples are going to poke you right in the eyes. 





Playboy's magazine sales have dropped by two million copies over the past four years.  It just proves that the American male wants to read better articles.

Barbara Walters announced that she's undergoing heart valve surgery.   Thank God it's not Katie Couric.  She'd make us watch.



I guess the way to tell if it was a successful operation is whether or not Barbara makes the surgeon cry.

As you probably know, Tiger Woods pulled out of the Players Championship on Sunday.  He said he had a bulging disc in his neck.  Pulling out is not what Tiger usually does when something is bulging.


 

And Tiger Woods has lost his swing coach.  Well, why hang around?  Mission accomplished!