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Oakland A's Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game on Sunday. It was the 19th perfect game in Major League history and the first one that nobody saw.
Betty White hosted Saturday Night Live over the weekend. She's 88 years old. Lorne Michaels was worried for the entire 90 minutes that the show wouldn't live up to its title.
Last week, a principal in California sent several boys home because they wore red, white, and blue shirts on Cinco de Mayo. Had that happened in Arizona, the boys would have received citizenship awards.
Tiger Woods withdrew from the Players Championship on Sunday. That sex rehab must be working. He can't even get through seven holes.
NFL great Lawrence Taylor admits that he paid for sex with a 16 year old girl. Taylor claims that he thought she was 19. So now he's demanding a discount.
In Florida, police stopped a man and ordered him to take a sobriety test. But while he was waiting to take the test, the guy finished his drink, then tossed the cup away. I mean, it's bad enough that he was arrested for drunken driving, but now he's up on a littering rap.
In Florida, police stopped a man and ordered him to take a sobriety test. But while he was waiting to take the test, the guy finished his drink, then tossed the cup away. I mean, it's bad enough that he was arrested for drunken driving, but now he's up on a littering rap.
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