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Florida Governor Charlie Crist says he will run for the U.S. Senate as an Independent, not as a Republican. This means that on the political map, Florida is no longer a Red State. It's Mauve.
Speaking of political maps, Arizona has just been named a White State.
USA Today says that in a poll taken, 39% are in favor of Arizona's immigration law....30% oppose it....and the other 31% are in an Arizona jail trying to prove their American citizenship.
Chelsea Clinton is getting married this summer. She's asked her father to lose 15 pounds before the wedding. That should be pretty simple. All Bill has to do is cut out just one of his late night trips to McDonald's after the rehearsal dinner.
Chelsea Clinton is marrying into a Jewish family. There goes Bill's dream of hosting a wedding day pig roast.
Kate Gosselin's new book is a bust. It was released on April 13th and it's only sold 10,000 copies. Amazon.com now has it ranked at #862. Apparently it's going to sit on the shelves so long that it'll make its own dust jacket.
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