Scientists claim that the quake in Chile caused a shift in the earth's axis. This conclusion was confirmed after studying YouTube clips of an interchange between Eric Massa and Glenn Beck.
Eric Massa alleges that he was approached by a naked Rahm Emanuel in the locker room of the House gym. Massa says that Rahm was screaming and repeatedly jabbed at him with his finger. Massa said he finally told Emanuel "Stop poking me with your finger. If you're going to poke me, do it right."
Charlie Sheen is out of rehab. Or as they call it in Hollywood, Rehab: The Sequel.
Charlie's back to work on Two and a Half Men, but rehab took so much out of him CBS is changing the show's title to 1 and 3/4 Men.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are offering a new version of the Terrible Towel to female fans. It comes with a lock and key.
A high school in Mississippi is canceling prom altogether because a senior girl, who is a lesbian, requested that she could bring her female date and would be allowed to wear a tuxedo. In spite of ACLU objections, this kind of thing will not be tolerated by the school. After all, nobody in Mississippi wears a tuxedo.
Mexican tycoon Carlos Slim has become the richest man in the world.....and he didn't even have to sneak across the border to do it.
And this, from the Who Really Cares Department: After years of intense study, sociologists have finally discovered who put the bop in the bop she bop. Turns out it was the same guy who put the H in Jesus H Christ.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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