After having chest pains last week, Rush Limbaugh feared he was having a heart attack. Doctors examined him thorougly and found nothing. But that doesn't mean the pain was all in Rush's head. There's nothing in there, either.
Well, Regis Philbin is back to work. I'm a little confused. He says he had a hip replacement, but Kelly Ripa is still there.
The TSA is planning to use full body scanners in airports to detect non-metallic explosives planted on a passenger. Which works great unless the terrorist's plan is to blow up the scanner.
These scanners actually see through your clothes. If there's anything that could make ESPN's Erin Andrews afraid to fly, this would be it.
The government is spending 2.5 million dollars for Super Bowl ads to promote the 2010 census.
I don't think the Super Bowl crowd is the right audience. You want these people to count their family members and all they can do is hold up one finger.
This 2010 census is costing us 340 million dollars. The government has a 46-foot trailer that will criss-cross the nation, promoting the benefits of responding to the census. While it's in Texas, it will cross the border and get an early start on the head count.
The 2010 census questionaire is very simple. All you have to do is answer the questions uno through diez.
The Redskins have fired head coach Jim Zorn. If only this would set a precedent in Washington for getting rid of ineffective dead wood.
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