Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

Turns out there was a third gate crasher at that White House dinner in November. He got into the dinner with a delegation from India....who drove in from Detroit after flying in on a Delta/Northwestern airliner from Amsterdam.


The third White House dinner crasher is a guy named Carlos Allen, whose occupation is event planner. I would say blowing up the White House could be considered a planned event.


So the Secret Service is admitting it made a mistake after it was discovered that there were three gate crashers at that White House dinner. 400 guests dined that night on roast potato dumplings, chick peas, lentil soup, chocolate-dipped fruit, and pumpkin pie tart, but the only thing the Secret Service ended up with was egg on their faces.


A new book says that Warren Beatty has slept with 13,000 women. Really, that's not so incredible when you figure he's 72 years old..just divide 72 by 13,000, then divide that by 45 seconds.


Pee Wee Herman will bring his stage show to LA next week. Imagine, Pee Wee performing in a theater, only this time it's legal.


The LA vice squad told Pee Wee Herman that officers would be at his show in LA next week, and ordered him to keep his hands where they can see them.


Rush Limbaugh returns to his radio show today. Hopefully Rush will provide enough hot air to counter that Arctic blast that's sweeping the nation.


CNN is upset with Kathy Griffin. During the network's live New Year's Eve telecast, the comedienne dropped the F-bomb. CNN's chief of programming said that there was a systemic failure in the network's control room and that censors had not been able to connect the dots.