President Obama is sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. That's 10,000 less than what a military strategist recommended. But Obama's saving the extra 10,000 in case Tiger Woods needs backup at his house.
Nike says it stands by Tiger Woods. And it's mutual. Tiger now has a Nike Swoosh across his bottom lip.
Rolling Stones' guitarist Ronnie Wood is out on bail after being arrested for "possible domestic assault". Domestic assault means he hit his house, not a hydrant or a tree.
Rachel Uchitel, rumored to be Tiger Woods' girl friend, canceled a press conference today, due to unforeseen circumstances. Unforeseen circumstances is when you suddenly receive a couple million bucks with a note that says, "sshhhh".
Some of the big box discount stores are now selling caskets. As a matter of fact, WalMart has changed its slogan to: Save Money. Die Better.
WalMart is really in to the casket business. Their door greeters are now required to take a class in grief counseling.
I saw a casket shopper at WalMart. The door greeter handed him a little yellow sad face sticker.
Costco had a huge casket sale on Black Friday. Everyone in line turned on their headlights.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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