Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

Alec Baldwin says that he used a body double for a nude scene in his new film. Then he used an acting double for the rest of his scenes.


Charlie Gibson will retire from his ABC World News anchor job on December 18. He has denied reports that Notre Dame has been talking to him about a head coaching position.


Sarah Palin's book sales have reached 1,000,000 copies. She hasn't seen that many zeroes since she got the results of her college comprehension skills exam.


Comedian Bill Maher appears in a Humane Society video, urging IHOP to stop using eggs laid by hens that were crammed into cages. Maher says he prefers cage-free eggs from hens that are crammed on top of an egg carton.


So apparently IHOP is using eggs from hens that are inhumanely and cruelly crammed into cages. Today, the restaurant chain announced it's changing its name to ICAN'THOP.


A home movie has surfaced allegedly showing Marilyn Monroe smoking marijuana. Well, my opinion of Marilyn has certainly dropped. All this time I thought she was merely a barbiturate user.


That home movie that shows Marilyn Monroe smoking what looks like a normal cigarette is going up for sale on ebay. The film's owner says that's definitely marijuana that Marilyn is smoking. The same guy plans to sell a 25-year old home movie of Madonna eating what looks like a normal sausage.


That couple that crashed the White House dinner told investigators that they never got the message that their invitation had not been approved because their cell phones were dead. Today, Secret Service announced that from now on no one will be admitted to the White House unless their cell phones are fully charged.