Tiger Woods has refused to speak to police about his weekend SUV accident. The police have been to his house twice and both times Tiger's wife, Elin, turned them away. Here's what the cops need to do: bring in that couple that crashed the White House dinner. They'll get into Tiger's house.
Tiger announced that he won't be playing in his own golf tournament this week. He won't even attend the Chevron World Challenge. He says it's because of injuries. He's too embarrassed to let people know that he doesn't have a ride.
Alec Baldwin told a magazine that he plans to quit acting in 2012. Big deal. If the Mayan calendar is right, we'll all be quitting in 2012.
So Alec Baldwin says he's going to quit acting. The announcement came shortly after Baldwin spoke with his press agent, Allen Iverson.
Alec Baldwin leaving the acting business in 2012. He'd quit sooner but he says he wants to outlast Oprah.
A new health study claims that loneliness is contagious. If you're alone, how are you going to spread it around?
Chelsea Clinton has announced her engagement by sending an email to all of her friends. They'll also be able to download an invitation in a PDF file, print it, order a gift online, then watch the wedding on YouTube.
President Obama addresses the nation tonight in prime time. He'll be on QVC trying to sell his Afghan war plan to the American public.
PBS says it plans to broadcast President Obama's Afghan war address tonight. However, the network will cut in every few minutes with their pledge drive.
Charlie Weis will not be returning as Notre Dame's football coach. Charlie didn't want to go. He had to be run out by Notre Dame's exorcist.
This whole Charlie Weis story just proves that great NFL coaches don't always make great college coaches. I mean, you're dealing with a bunch of immature kids. Then you have to go coach a college team.
Charlie Weis' buyout at Notre Dame was worth $18 million. Of course, you know Notre Dame. They asked Charlie to tithe 10 percent.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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