Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Today's Jokes

According to the LA Times, court documents show that Michael Jackson's funeral cost over a million dollars. That must have been why it took 3 months to lay Michael to rest. The family was paying on the layaway plan.


If Donny Osmond can hang on and reach the semi-finals of Dancing With The Stars, he'll at least make it to 3rd place, just like his sister Marie did a few seasons ago. See, that's the thing about the Osmonds. There's so many of them, that just being 3rd is a big deal.


The navies of both Koreas exchanged fire in a brief clash yesterday, putting the South Korean navy on high alert. They don't know real tension until the leaders of both countries have appeared on Wife Swap.


Today is Veterans Day and the country has spent the week honoring the characters on Sesame Street. How about paying tribute to a real veteran? Captain Kangaroo!

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