According to the LA Times, court documents show that Michael Jackson's funeral cost over a million dollars. That must have been why it took 3 months to lay Michael to rest. The family was paying on the layaway plan.
If Donny Osmond can hang on and reach the semi-finals of Dancing With The Stars, he'll at least make it to 3rd place, just like his sister Marie did a few seasons ago. See, that's the thing about the Osmonds. There's so many of them, that just being 3rd is a big deal.
The navies of both Koreas exchanged fire in a brief clash yesterday, putting the South Korean navy on high alert. They don't know real tension until the leaders of both countries have appeared on Wife Swap.
Today is Veterans Day and the country has spent the week honoring the characters on Sesame Street. How about paying tribute to a real veteran? Captain Kangaroo!
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
Showing posts with label michael jackson. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Today's Jokes
The Pakistani Taliban is criticizing the decision to award President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. The Pakistani Taliban? What, like they should have gotten the prize? Now there's a real group of experts on the topic of peace.
A&E is producing a new reality show starring various members of the Jackson family. They're calling it, "Joe and Kate Plus Anyone Else Who Wants to Ride Michael's Coattails."
A&E is producing a new reality show starring various members of the Jackson family. They're calling it, "Joe and Kate Plus Anyone Else Who Wants to Ride Michael's Coattails."
Monday, October 12, 2009
Today's Jokes
Michael Jackson's unfinished song, "This is It" hits the radio airwaves today. Tonight the topic on Larry King Live will be "Michael Jackson: is this it, or is there more?"
The Kansas City Chiefs played the Dallas Cowboys yesterday. The Chiefs honored their original AFL team, the Dallas Texans, by wearing decals bearing the state of Texas on their helmets. Yeah, the Chiefs had the state of Texas on their helmets. I guess that way they felt they were part of the victory when the Cowboys won.
Come to think of it....everyone time Kansas City's opponent wins, the Chiefs are always part of the victory.
The Kansas City Chiefs played the Dallas Cowboys yesterday. The Chiefs honored their original AFL team, the Dallas Texans, by wearing decals bearing the state of Texas on their helmets. Yeah, the Chiefs had the state of Texas on their helmets. I guess that way they felt they were part of the victory when the Cowboys won.
Come to think of it....everyone time Kansas City's opponent wins, the Chiefs are always part of the victory.
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