Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Today's Jokes

Kraft took a $16 billion bid to shareholders today in an attempt to takeover the Cadbury Company. Just think. By next Easter, we could be spreading Cadbury Eggs on a baloney sandwich.


The mother of a dead British soldier said that Prime Minister Gordon Brown's letter of condolence was disrespectful because of his poor handwriting. Turns out it wasn't his handwriting that was so terrible. He just needed to change the toner cartridge on his printer.


Early today, 21-year old Joe Cada became the youngest person ever to win the World Series of Poker. Joe did let his youthfulness show. The other players said it was a little annoying to hear him ask the dealer, "You got any Aces?"


President Obama leaves tomorrow on his trip to Asia. He'll be in China on Sunday. Originally, the president planned to meet Chinese officials on Friday, but that got pushed back because the Chinese had already scheduled a Friday meeting with the Dalai Lama.

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