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A storm hit Chicago last night and produced winds up to 100mph. Rod Blagojevich managed to get through it and not a hair out of place.
Chicago hasn't seen this much hot air blow through since Oprah's farewell shows.
The wind blew so hard the Al Sadiq Mosque ended up facing west.
The wind blew so hard the Al Sadiq Mosque ended up facing west.
Did you watch President Obama's speech last night? It looked like he was standing in a hallway. That's because the maid kicked him out of the Oval Office so she could vacuum.
Pull up the speech on YouTube and you can hear the maid in the background: "I'll never get the spots out of this carpet! Damn Clinton!"
Pull up the speech on YouTube and you can hear the maid in the background: "I'll never get the spots out of this carpet! Damn Clinton!"
Well, actually what you hear her say is: "Nunca voy a conseguir los puntos fuera de la alfombra! Maldita Clinton!"
You also might notice that the background got darker as the speech continued. Every time Obama said "draw down", the maid closed the window blinds just a little bit more.
President Obama was infuriated. He later told Michelle, "I thought you said Tuesday is the maid's bowling night!"
Lindsay Lohan is due in court today. She tested positive for alcohol recently while under house arrest. You know, most people have their homes weatherproofed....Lindsay has hers 80 proofed.
Sarah Palin was scheduled to visit Sudan next month. According to her sources, that plan has been scrapped. When she found out where Sudan is actually located, she said, "I don't think my bus will hold enough gas to get us there."
And New York governor Andy Cuomo says he will replace Congressman Anthony Weiner by holding a special election on September 13th. In other words, New York is holding a special election to replace a guy who was holding a special erection.
....that's enough for now....thanks for reading!
You also might notice that the background got darker as the speech continued. Every time Obama said "draw down", the maid closed the window blinds just a little bit more.
President Obama was infuriated. He later told Michelle, "I thought you said Tuesday is the maid's bowling night!"
Lindsay Lohan is due in court today. She tested positive for alcohol recently while under house arrest. You know, most people have their homes weatherproofed....Lindsay has hers 80 proofed.
Sarah Palin was scheduled to visit Sudan next month. According to her sources, that plan has been scrapped. When she found out where Sudan is actually located, she said, "I don't think my bus will hold enough gas to get us there."
And New York governor Andy Cuomo says he will replace Congressman Anthony Weiner by holding a special election on September 13th. In other words, New York is holding a special election to replace a guy who was holding a special erection.
....that's enough for now....thanks for reading!
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