Thursday, May 17, 2012


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A new study claims that fat reaches your waistline within 3 hours after eating.  So, if you swim to lose weight, forget everything you've been told...just go jump in the pool immediately after dinner....hurry!


Ringo Starr has lost all the photographs he took of The Beatles back in the 1960s.  He says he was able to locate some snapshots of John, Paul, and George, but he simply can't find the photos he took of all four of them together.


Sunday night was the final episode of Desperate Housewives.  The ABC network wanted to renew the series, but after eight seasons in this economy, every house on Wisteria Lane had been foreclosed on. 




General Motors will no longer advertise on Facebook. GM says that their ads have produced no real sales revenue.  Well, when you're sitting on your computer on Facebook 24/7, who needs a car?




In California, the Santa Barbara Harbor Patrol rescued a horse that was swimming in the ocean two miles offshore.  The horse was carrying eighteen illegal aliens who were trying to get from Tijuana to Bakersfield.




NY Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is threatening legal action against a company that's making t-shirts that say My Jesus against a design that looks very similar to the Jets' logo.  Tebow says he's concerned that fans will think he's endorsing the tee.  He hasn't been this upset over a shirt since Rex Ryan handed him a practice jersey with the number 666.


CBS is cancelling CSI Miami.  However, in its place, the network will air a new show focusing on the cleanup of crime scenes.  It'll be called CSI BonAmi.


Researchers are working on a pill that will prevent you from getting drunk.   Now you'll be hearing testimonials like, "Today is a very special day in my life.  I'm celebrating twelve hours of sobriety." 


Well, that New Jersey tanning mom says she wants to pose nude for Playboy.  So far, the only offer she's had is from National Geographic.


Police in California burned 34,000 marijuana plants that were growing wild.  It took them all day.  Of course, they had to stop every 20 minutes for a snack.


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