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As you probably know, France has elected a new president.  His name is Francois Hollande.  Birthers are now claiming that Hollande was not really born in France, but in Amsterdam.

So president Nicolas Sarkozy is out but there's a good chance Hollande will want Carla Bruni to stay on in his cabinet.


Mitt Romney says that President Obama's four years have been a disappointment.   That's the very same thing George Bush's professors said when he left Yale.


I invited the neighbors over last night for a barbecue.  I just couldn't wait to try out my New Jersey Tanning Mom Grill & Rotisserie. 




You've probably seen pictures of that New Jersey woman who's obsessed with tanning.  She's so dark,  Donald Trump is insisting she was born in Kenya.


The woman won a beauty contest.  She was crowned Miss Naugahyde.


Her name is Patricia Krentcil and you will remember that.  McDonald's has named a French Fry after her. 


Her husband complimented her on her leather outfit.  She was naked at the time. 


Gucci gave her a shoe endorsement.


She's done more tanning than a taxidermist.


When this woman dies, she'll be screaming,  "I'M NOT DONE!"


President Obama announced yesterday that he supports gay marriage.  Oh, he just said that because he wants to be best man at Barney Frank's wedding.


Openly gay congressman Barney Frank is getting married.  Barney says that he wants a church wedding and all the guests will sit on the same side.  After 31 years in the House, he's tired of reaching across the aisle.




Famed hair stylist Vidal Sassoon has passed away at the age of 84.  And today, hair salons around the world will honor his memory.  Their blow dryers will go silent for one minute.


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