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There's 51 shopping days until Christmas. But as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will tell you, "They go by in a hurry!"
President Obama flew to France yesterday. French people love him. They think his first term in office plays just like a Jerry Lewis movie.
The president had his annual physical the other day and his doctor said he's in excellent health. Of course, Donald Trump is already claiming the doctor's report is a forgery.
President Obama turned 50 this year. And Donald Trump still doesn't believe the president was born in this country. When Trump heard that the life expectancy of a man in Kenya is 55, he said "I wish Obama would go back to where I think he came from!"
President Obama turned 50 this year. And Donald Trump still doesn't believe the president was born in this country. When Trump heard that the life expectancy of a man in Kenya is 55, he said "I wish Obama would go back to where I think he came from!"
Herman Cain told PBS News that China must be watched and he believes it has nuclear capability. And to prove it, he brought along a newspaper clipping from a 1964 issue of the New York Times.
Cain also said it's time the United States put pressure on Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall.
Herman Cain then left the PBS studios, saying he was late for his appearance on the Merv Griffin Show.
Did you see the clips of that unusual speech Rick Perry made the other night in New Hampshire, cracking jokes and doing impressions? For his next debate appearance, Perry's requested a stool, a hand mic, and a red brick background.
Even if Perry doesn't win the nomination, he's already been invited to host the 2013 Oscars.
Herman Cain then left the PBS studios, saying he was late for his appearance on the Merv Griffin Show.
Did you see the clips of that unusual speech Rick Perry made the other night in New Hampshire, cracking jokes and doing impressions? For his next debate appearance, Perry's requested a stool, a hand mic, and a red brick background.
Even if Perry doesn't win the nomination, he's already been invited to host the 2013 Oscars.
Frank McCourt and Major League Baseball have reached an agreement to sell the Los Angeles Dodgers. This now clears the way for the Dodgers to join the Big 12.
Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for violating her probation. She's been sentenced to 30 days. Hey, that's less than half of a Kim Kardashian marriage!
Kim Kardashian says it was intuition that led her to file for divorce after only 72 days of marriage. Wow, that girl is just spot on, isn't she?
A 20-year old woman in California has filed a paternity suit against teen pop star Justin Bieber. Even the woman's attorney asked her, "What were you thinking?"
And last night, Vice President Biden invited House Majority Leader Eric Cantor and his wife to dinner. The congressman thought it was a polite gesture until he found out that Biden was entertaining a delegation from Israel who had asked for a cantor to lead them in prayer.
.....that's about enough of that....thanks for reading!
Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for violating her probation. She's been sentenced to 30 days. Hey, that's less than half of a Kim Kardashian marriage!
Kim Kardashian says it was intuition that led her to file for divorce after only 72 days of marriage. Wow, that girl is just spot on, isn't she?
A 20-year old woman in California has filed a paternity suit against teen pop star Justin Bieber. Even the woman's attorney asked her, "What were you thinking?"
And last night, Vice President Biden invited House Majority Leader Eric Cantor and his wife to dinner. The congressman thought it was a polite gesture until he found out that Biden was entertaining a delegation from Israel who had asked for a cantor to lead them in prayer.
.....that's about enough of that....thanks for reading!
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