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Bernard Madoff's wife Ruth claims that she and Bernie attempted suicide together on Christmas Eve a few years ago. Now that would have been the gift that keeps on giving.
Ruth Madoff said that she and Bernie finally gave up after five minutes of playing "you take the cyanide first"..."no you take the cyanide first."
A family holiday suicide pact....hey, there's an idea they should have used in A Very Brady Christmas.
Dentists are telling parents that it's okay for kids to gorge a little on Halloween candy. They've figured out that fat kids don't have the energy to squirm as much in the dentist's chair.
A study says that the number of trick-or-treaters this year will be higher than ever. That's because the parents of most of those kids are out of work and the Halloween candy is the only thing they'll get to eat all week.
I love Halloween! It's the one night a year when Jehovah's Witnesses share their territory with devils, witches, and vampires.
Even though it's not quite yet Halloween, retailers are already getting ready for Christmas. Yesterday at Wal-mart, I saw a nativity set and the Three Wise Men were carrying trick-or-treat bags.
The World Series is headed to Game Seven, or as they call it over at Dancing With The Stars, World Series: The Results Show.
Baseball fans have been less than enthusiastic over this year's series between the Texas Rangers and the St. Louis Cardinals. As a matter of fact, those weren't even Cardinals fans you saw last night at Busch Stadium. They were just part of the Occupy St. Louis protest.
Well, after another breakdown in revenue talks, the NBA has cancelled all of its games through November. Now there's something we can give thanks for next month.
....all for now and thanks for reading!
Ruth Madoff said that she and Bernie finally gave up after five minutes of playing "you take the cyanide first"..."no you take the cyanide first."
A family holiday suicide pact....hey, there's an idea they should have used in A Very Brady Christmas.
Dentists are telling parents that it's okay for kids to gorge a little on Halloween candy. They've figured out that fat kids don't have the energy to squirm as much in the dentist's chair.
A study says that the number of trick-or-treaters this year will be higher than ever. That's because the parents of most of those kids are out of work and the Halloween candy is the only thing they'll get to eat all week.
I love Halloween! It's the one night a year when Jehovah's Witnesses share their territory with devils, witches, and vampires.
Even though it's not quite yet Halloween, retailers are already getting ready for Christmas. Yesterday at Wal-mart, I saw a nativity set and the Three Wise Men were carrying trick-or-treat bags.
The World Series is headed to Game Seven, or as they call it over at Dancing With The Stars, World Series: The Results Show.
Baseball fans have been less than enthusiastic over this year's series between the Texas Rangers and the St. Louis Cardinals. As a matter of fact, those weren't even Cardinals fans you saw last night at Busch Stadium. They were just part of the Occupy St. Louis protest.
Well, after another breakdown in revenue talks, the NBA has cancelled all of its games through November. Now there's something we can give thanks for next month.
....all for now and thanks for reading!
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