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A new study says that the filthiest thing you can touch in the course of a normal day is the gas pump handle at the filling station. The second filthiest is that small amount of loose change you get back from your 100-dollar bill after paying for the gas.
In India, they now have an ATM machine that dispenses diamonds. Pretty embarrassing yesterday for a guy in Delhi who was proposing to his girlfriend and forgot his pin number.
A crusading Arizona mom has been banned from McDonald's for swabbing their play areas for bacteria, then publicly reporting her results. You'd think McDonald's would just be happy that she does her research outside the restaurant.
You know why McDonald's has brought back the McRib sandwich? They still had a bunch left over from the last time nobody wanted them.
According to the latest poll, Rick Perry is now in fifth place. That's after having combined the judges' scores with the viewers' votes....but hey, he's still tied with Hope and Maks.
Chaz Bono said the reason he appeared on Dancing With The Stars was "to show America a different kind of man." Which is kind of strange since Chaz had nothing to do with Carson Kressley being on the show.
Lindsay Lohan will appear nude in Playboy. In the bondage shots you'll notice the handcuffs say "Property of California Corrections Department".
Well, Moammar Gaddafi has been buried but the good folks over at the Tripoli Monument Company are just having a hell of time trying to figure out how to spell his name on the tombstone.
President Obama was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday. Leno gave the president some expert advice...he explained how, if anything were to happen to both Obama and Joe Biden, John Boehner could be bumped from the line of succession.
Hillary Clinton turned 64 the other day. She blew out all the candles on her cake, which is as close as Bill will ever come to seeing Hillary blow anything again.
.......that's all for now and thanks for reading!
A crusading Arizona mom has been banned from McDonald's for swabbing their play areas for bacteria, then publicly reporting her results. You'd think McDonald's would just be happy that she does her research outside the restaurant.
You know why McDonald's has brought back the McRib sandwich? They still had a bunch left over from the last time nobody wanted them.
According to the latest poll, Rick Perry is now in fifth place. That's after having combined the judges' scores with the viewers' votes....but hey, he's still tied with Hope and Maks.
Chaz Bono said the reason he appeared on Dancing With The Stars was "to show America a different kind of man." Which is kind of strange since Chaz had nothing to do with Carson Kressley being on the show.
Lindsay Lohan will appear nude in Playboy. In the bondage shots you'll notice the handcuffs say "Property of California Corrections Department".
Well, Moammar Gaddafi has been buried but the good folks over at the Tripoli Monument Company are just having a hell of time trying to figure out how to spell his name on the tombstone.
President Obama was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday. Leno gave the president some expert advice...he explained how, if anything were to happen to both Obama and Joe Biden, John Boehner could be bumped from the line of succession.
Hillary Clinton turned 64 the other day. She blew out all the candles on her cake, which is as close as Bill will ever come to seeing Hillary blow anything again.
.......that's all for now and thanks for reading!
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