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The U.S. Census Bureau reports that the average American home is 650 square feet larger than it was in 1980. Well, you have to have some place to put the TV!
Have you seen the new movie, Contagion? It's about the rampant spread of an infectious disease that tears our nation apart by creating social disorder and mass hysteria. It's transmitted by shaking hands with the GOP presidential candidates.
Contagion is loosely based on an actual flu pandemic that was caused by the handling of dead birds. You remember that...Hugh Hefner's girlfriends all came down with it.
Contagion is loosely based on an actual flu pandemic that was caused by the handling of dead birds. You remember that...Hugh Hefner's girlfriends all came down with it.
Jon Huntsman said that our nation's dependency on foreign oil is like being addicted to heroin. Come to think of it, I do get the shakes and throw up when I fill my gas tank.
Today, House Speaker John Boehner revealed his jobs plan. The focus is keeping the chick at his tanning booth employed.
Today, House Speaker John Boehner revealed his jobs plan. The focus is keeping the chick at his tanning booth employed.
Did you know that Anderson Cooper was a guest on The Tonight Show when he was three years old? NBC was trying to pair him with Ed McMahon for a possible show called Toddlers and Tipplers.
SAT scores today are the lowest they've ever been. When I was in school SAT was the one night on the calendar when we scored the most.
Kirstie Alley says she's lost over 100 pounds. So I guess we can expect to see the numbers at McDonald's taper off now.
.......thanks for reading!
SAT scores today are the lowest they've ever been. When I was in school SAT was the one night on the calendar when we scored the most.
Kirstie Alley says she's lost over 100 pounds. So I guess we can expect to see the numbers at McDonald's taper off now.
.......thanks for reading!
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