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Well if anyone wants to find Moammar Gaddafi, they'd better hurry. He was spotted just this morning floating face down in Casey Anthony's pool.
Hurricane Irene is expected to hit Florida on Thursday, then move up the east coast. Right now it's hard to tell whether Irene will pack any real punch in the United States or be mistaken for another blowhard presidential candidate.
Last night, David Letterman returned to the air for the first time since those jihadist threats against him were posted. Dave's feeling a little uncomfortable. He took the word late out of The Late Show.
I hear that Oprah wants to get Dave and that jihad terrorist together to make a Tositos commercial for next year's Super Bowl.
Because of the economy, South Dakota is considering a 4-day school week. Not only would this be cost efficient, but having the kids out of school an extra day over the weekend would pump some much needed cash into South Dakota's fast food restaurants and video arcades.
Katie Couric will have a new show on ABC. Based on a survey of how many viewers said they'd tune in to watch, ABC plans to call the show "Katie Plus 80".
.....thanks for reading
Because of the economy, South Dakota is considering a 4-day school week. Not only would this be cost efficient, but having the kids out of school an extra day over the weekend would pump some much needed cash into South Dakota's fast food restaurants and video arcades.
Katie Couric will have a new show on ABC. Based on a survey of how many viewers said they'd tune in to watch, ABC plans to call the show "Katie Plus 80".
.....thanks for reading
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