Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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NBC has canceled "The Paul Reiser Show" after only two episodes.  Paul Reiser is now telling everyone that his show was what it was supposed to be: a two-part special.


"The Paul Reiser Show" received the lowest ratings of any TV show in NBC history.  And that includes the test pattern in 1953.


Paul Reiser knew something was up when NBC wanted to change the title of his show to "Not So Mad About You". 

You could tell Paul Reiser's show was in trouble.  Right after the first episode, the NBC peacock took an on-screen dump.


Last week, Charlie Sheen received a police escort to his show in Washington, DC.  After an investigation,  the Chief of Police said that this violated protocol.  Doesn't everything that happens in Washington, DC violate protocol?


Republican Governor Haley Barbour from Mississippi has dropped out of the presidential race.  Actually, when the race has as many candidates as the GOP has, you're not dropping out.  You're scratching.


Nearly 500 Taliban inmates have escaped from an Afghan prison.  Now they can be on the outside with the rest of their friends.


A Federal judge lifted the NFL lockout yesterday.  Good news for the economy.  More jobs will now be available on the steroid production line.


Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to appear tonight on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.  Actually, it's part of the community service she's been sentenced to.  She has to spend the entire day at NBC removing Conan O'Brien's star from his old dressing room door.

....and thanks for dropping by!

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