Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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It's that time of year when alumni all over the country are planning their class reunions.  My high school class of 1971 will be celebrating its 40th.  Here's a few things you might overhear at one of these reunions:

Of COURSE I REMEMBER THAT DORKY GUY WITH THE COKE BOTTLE GLASSES AND THE ZITS….I MARRIED HIM.

       
 HOW MANY TIMES A NIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO GET UP AND GO?


ARE YOU HERE FOR THE REUNION OR STILL ATTENDING SUMMER SCHOOL?


 I BARELY RECOGNIZED YOU, SALLY.  ARE THOSE REAL?


DO YOU THINK THAT BOMB WE MADE IN CHEMISTRY LAB WILL EVER GO OFF?
      

 WAS HER HUSBAND CREMATED OR DOES SHE ALWAYS DANCE WITH AN URN?

     
FRANK, I BELIEVE YOU’RE WEARING YOUR WIFE’S NAME TAG.  OH, YOU ARE FRANK’S WIFE!

     

THIRTY YEARS AND I STILL HAVEN’T FINISHED READING WAR AND PEACE.

 

WELL, CARL, I HEAR THEY’RE STILL TRYING TO AIR OUT  YOUR GYM LOCKER.


THEY CLAIM THEY TAKE SENIOR PICTURES IN COLOR NOW.

 

SAME OLD WOOD SHOP.  SAME OLD TABLE SAW.  SAME OLD ONE ARMED TEACHER.


WHAT ARE THE ODDS MARGARET’S  BOUFFANT WILL EVER  COME BACK IN STYLE?

 

I NEVER WATCHED CARSON BECAUSE  I WAS OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.  I NEVER WATCH LENO BECAUSE I’M ASLEEP.

 

YOU REMEMBER FRED.  HE WAS THE ONLY HONOR STUDENT WHOSE GRADE POINT AVERAGE WAS LOWER THAN HIS BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT.

 

WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL, MY DAD MADE A WISH.  AND HE HAD HALF OF IT GRANTED.  TWO OF THE BEATLES  ARE DEAD.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR A STRAPLESS EVENING GOWN, THEN FOR GOD’S SAKE, MARVIN, SHAVE YOUR BACK.


.....Happy reunions to all and thanks for reading!

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