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A study shows that over the past 10 years, the level of cholesterol in eggs has dropped. It's good to know that chickens have been eating their oatmeal.
In news about the crisis in Egypt, Defense Secretary Robert Gates has praised the Egyptian military for its restraint. One of Egypt's top commanders told Gates that Egypt has learned so much from the United States about military restraint that their new motto is: "We Don't Want Another Kent State".
Keith Olbermann, who was fired by MSNBC, will now have a show on Current TV. And by the time Current TV catches on, it will be in reruns.
Current TV is a cable news network started by Al Gore. It's actually called Al Gore's Current TV. And it has all the sophistication of Al Gore's Internet back in 1988.
Al Gore's Current TV has the only television signal you can receive only by dial up.
Olbermann will revive his ever popular "Countdown", but only on New Years Eve as the ball drops in Times Square.
Federal highway officials now say that the sudden acceleration in Toyota vehicles was not an electronics problem. They're saying the incidents were due to driver error. Apparently most people who drive a Toyota haven't noticed the Unleaded Only warning stamped on the accelerator.
Joe Biden is trying to sell the White House's $53 billion plan for high speed rail service. It's expensive, Biden says, but it's fast and the pat downs are very gentle.
....that's all for now....thanks for reading
Federal highway officials now say that the sudden acceleration in Toyota vehicles was not an electronics problem. They're saying the incidents were due to driver error. Apparently most people who drive a Toyota haven't noticed the Unleaded Only warning stamped on the accelerator.
Joe Biden is trying to sell the White House's $53 billion plan for high speed rail service. It's expensive, Biden says, but it's fast and the pat downs are very gentle.
....that's all for now....thanks for reading
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