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Did you read the other day that Sarah Palin wants her name to be a registered trademark? Isn't that ridiculous...Sarah Palin® wanting her name trademarked?
Sarah Palin has weighed in on President Obama's handling of the crisis in Egypt. You know, when it comes to something of international importance, Sarah Palin weighing in is like an anorectic entering a pie eating contest.
And if you watched the opening of the Super Bowl, you already know that Christina Aguilerra flubbed the lines to the Start Sprankled Banter.
The worst commercial during the Super Bowl lasted about fifteen minutes. It was a food commercial....for black-eyed peas.
Did you get the impression that after half-time, Black Eyed Peas fans were texting each other: "Dude, what happened? Fox just interrupted the concert for some football game!"
Of course, Green Bay won the Super Bowl. Pittsburgh's QB Ben Roethlisberger threw 3 interceptions. I guess this time we can't accuse Big Ben of committing any major assaults.
The cameras caught President Bush at the game. And John Madden was sitting to the right of Bush....in the next 5 seats.
Anybody in the parking lot knew John Madden was at the Super Bowl. They saw a huge bus with a snow plow.
Of course, John Madden takes his bus everywhere. He doesn't fly. TSA says it's just as well. Otherwise, they'd have to put on an extra shift just to pat him down.
Director Ron Howard was also at the Super Bowl. I once saw Ron Howard in person. And I figure that's as close as I'll ever get to being at the Super Bowl.
Since that attack a few weeks ago on Prince Charles, his royal bodyguards now carry stun guns. It was either that or hold up nude photos of Camilla.
......thanks for reading
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