Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Today's Jokes for Wednesday April 14, 2010 by Wendel Potter

An 11-year old girl has been rescued after spending four days in an alligator-infested swamp. Officials are investigating to find out how the girl managed to get into the Fox News studio in the first place.


Last night I thought I was watching Elvis night on American Idol.  Turns out, I had tuned in to Kirstie Alley's Big Life.


A man cleaning out a barn in New Hampshire discovered the only existing copy of a 1913 movie about Abraham Lincoln. Coincidentally, it was 145 years ago tonight that President Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater.  After studying the 30-minute film, historians uncovered a startling new wrinkle in the assassination story:  John Wilkes Booth was tracked down and shot, but not for killing the president.  It was because he never paid for his ticket to get into the play.




Well, there's a dispute among political activists in Florida and it's going to court in December for a judge to decide which group  has the legal right to use Tea Party in its name. That's like claiming to own a trademark for the name Asshole.




A man in Tennessee was arrested for DUI while driving his lawn mower.  It hasn't been determined if he had been cutting the grass or smoking it.

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