An 11-year old girl has been rescued after spending four days in an alligator-infested swamp. Officials are investigating to find out how the girl managed to get into the Fox News studio in the first place.
Last night I thought I was watching Elvis night on American Idol. Turns out, I had tuned in to Kirstie Alley's Big Life.
A man cleaning out a barn in New Hampshire discovered the only existing copy of a 1913 movie about Abraham Lincoln. Coincidentally, it was 145 years ago tonight that President Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. After studying the 30-minute film, historians uncovered a startling new wrinkle in the assassination story: John Wilkes Booth was tracked down and shot, but not for killing the president. It was because he never paid for his ticket to get into the play.
Well, there's a dispute among political activists in Florida and it's going to court in December for a judge to decide which group has the legal right to use Tea Party in its name. That's like claiming to own a trademark for the name Asshole.
A man in Tennessee was arrested for DUI while driving his lawn mower. It hasn't been determined if he had been cutting the grass or smoking it.
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About Me

- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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