Thursday, April 15, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter: Thursday April 15, 2010

All those commercials for prescription drugs present us with a mile-long list of possible side effects.
But there's not even one disclaimer when KFC advertises its Double Down bacon wrapped chicken sandwich.


The NFL wants to try something new this year.  It's called the Roethlisberger Rule and allows the defenders who rush the quarterback to use pepper spray.



Larry King and his wife Shawn have filed for divorce.  She says she's tired of  Larry stopping in the middle of making love to tell her what Anderson Cooper will be covering in the next hour.



Larry King is blaming the split with his wife on "irreconcilable differences",  the biggest one being that she's 50 and he's 76.


It was earlier reported that Russia had suspended all U.S. adoptions but apparently that has not happened.  Whew!  For a few tense hours there, it looked like Branson, Missouri was going to lose custody of Yakov Smirnoff.




 

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