Bob Dylan's concert tour in China has been canceled. Chinese officials say it's because some of Dylan's lyrics are too political. Actually, what the Chinese meant was that Dylan sounds too much like an American politician. When you listen to him, you can't make heads or tails out of anything.
The reason there's a political problem with Dylan's lyrics is that the Chinese read some things from right to left. Dylan starts at the left and stays there.
Liz Taylor is engaged. She's 78 and he's 49. She needed someone young enough to push her wheelchair.
Liz is marrying Jason Winters. He's 49 years old and if he thinks Liz is sexy, then there's a real case of erectile dysfunction.
It's been reported that Sarah Palin will make a million dollars per episode for her TLC reality series. Jon Gosselin is now claiming that Piper is really his so he's suing Sarah Palin for child support.
Sarah Palin has criticized President Obama's nuclear policy. She likens it to a kid on the playground who's being punched by a bully and he just stands there and takes it. You know, Sarah Palin has belonged to four different Christian churches. She's still looking for one that doesn't teach "turn the other cheek".
Records show that the U.S. recall of faulty vehicles was purposely delayed by Toyota. Well, you know Toyota. They're not too quick to put the brakes on anything.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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