Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

It's been all over the news...a quake of gigantic proportion followed by devastating loss, turmoil, chaos, and rubble. But enough about NBC's late night schedule.



As you probably know, there was a huge, devastating and deadly earthquake in Haiti. So far Al Qaeda, El Nino, and the Farmers Almanac are all claiming responsibility.



The White House announced that President Obama would not present his state of the union address on February 2 at 9pm, which would have conflicted with the season premiere of Lost. The state of the union speech has been moved to Tuesday, February 9 at 11:30 pm which will bump Conan O'Brien back an hour.


Last week, the Secret Service arrested a man who was jogging naked outside the White House.
The man said he was jogging to stay warm until the White House tour opened and he was naked because he wanted to be ready for security screening.


Pete Carroll is leaving Southern Cal to coach the Seattle Seahawks. It finally hit home after a four loss season that the winners were all north of LA.


Google is threatening to pull out of China after, what it refers to as, a hacking incident. Apparently none of Google's employees in China have been vaccinated against the H1N1 virus.


According to a USA Today report the level of obesity in adults has levelled off. But it's feared that it may be back on the rise once people eventually find jobs and can afford to eat again.

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