Fans of the TV series "Lost" can breathe easy. The White House announced that President Obama's state of the union address will not air on the night of Lost's final season premiere. There had been some confusion over the air date because the state of the union is also being billed as "Lost".
Well, it's been cold all over the nation these past several days. As a matter of fact, it was so cold, Mark McGwire's biceps shrunk.
There's been a lot of concern over the frigid temperatures in the Deep South. As a matter of fact, Senator Reid went out of his way to ask President Obama how the cotton crop was doing.
It hasn't been all that cold in California, but Pete Carroll found the slickest path from the NCAA to the NFL.
So Pete Carroll is leaving the USC Trojans for the Seattle Seahawks. He's going from a battered old war horse to a sinking ship.
According to John McCain's top campaign strategist, Sarah Palin said that it was "God's plan" that she be chosen as McCain's running mate. What she didn't realize is that what God meant is that she put on her Nike's and actually run with McCain so he'd be in better shape.
Just like Sarah Palin to think that it was divine intervention that made McCain choose a Christian over a Jew.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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