Yesterday was November 22, the 46th anniversary of the invention of the conspiracy theory.
The Roman Catholic Bishop of Providence, Rhode Island has told Senator Patrick Kennedy not to receive communion because he supports abortion rights. And instead of wearing a cross around his neck, Kennedy must now wear a coat hanger.
Thursday is Thanksgiving, the day this country has set aside to celebrate those heroic pilgrims who, by the way, could not produce American birth certificates.
Pilot Sully Sullenberger told Matt Lauer that his heroics in landing that disabled jetliner has brought him "rock star sex" from his wife. After hearing this, the Balloon Boy said, "Next time I'm getting out of that attic and in to that balloon!"
Michael Jackson's original Moonwalk Glove has sold on auction for $350,000. The only other pop star glove that's brought that kind of money was the one worn by Madonna's gynecologist.
ABC has halted production on Courtney Cox's new TV comedy, Cougar Town. Not because the ratings are low, because Courtney needed a rest. She's worn out by those young male co-stars.
Notre Dame's football program is in trouble. On Saturday, The Irish suffered another loss. Touchdown Jesus said, "Coach Charlie was definitely not one of the Three Weis Men."
The big movie at the box office this weekend was New Moon. It took in 140 million dollars. And Movie goers who bought popcorn took in 140 million calories.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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