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Police are investigating the theft of 400,000 toothpicks from a Georgia warehouse.  They're trying to figure out why anyone in Georgia needs toothpicks.

Last Friday while making a campaign stop in an Iowa diner, Mitt Romney could not think of the word doughnut.   Then he went to Burger King and couldn't think of the words trans fat.

How could anyone who spent all those months with Newt Gingrich on his mind not be able to think of doughnut?

Mitt really struggled trying to come up with doughnut.  He was real close to the first syllable when he said,  "duh."

A new book claims that President Obama smoked a lot of marijuana in his college days.  Come on, Birthers!  You don't get any more American than that!

Spike Lee says that President Obama doesn't have a lock on the election because "People ain't got jobs".  And people who make a lot of money like Spike Lee don't have a lock on grammar.

This is the day Burger King launches its new Bacon Sundae!  And the first ten customers receive a gift card good for one free ambulance ride. 


China is planning on sending a woman into outer space.  See, they just now started getting TV reruns of The Honeymooners in China and they were inspired when Ralph Kramden said, "To the moon, Alice!"




Betty White visited President Obama at the White House this week.  He told her how much the woman's vote means and she reminisced about her days as a suffragette.  


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