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Well, because of that flagrant foul against a Dallas Mavericks' player, the Lakers' Andrew Bynum will be suspended for the first five game next season. It's either that or Jack Nicholson has to watch five games from the cheap seats.
In August, Rod Stewart begins a two year concert engagement at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. Caesars has announced that, to accommodate Rod's fans, they're adding 2,000 handicapped toilet stalls to the restrooms.
A UPS driver has logged 4 million miles without an accident. UPS is generously rewarding him. He no longer has to lift anything over 139 pounds.
Pakistan has granted the U.S. permission to interview Osama bin Laden's widows. They've already been stumped by the first question: "What magazines do you read?"
Pakistan has granted the U.S. permission to interview Osama bin Laden's widows. They've already been stumped by the first question: "What magazines do you read?"
Britian's Prime Minister David Cameron announced that the UK will provide Libyan rebels with police uniforms....Cameron also mentioned something about velvet handcuffs and leather whips.
So the UK wants to dress Libyan rebels in police uniforms. That's just some of the rebels. Others will dress like American Indians, cowboys, and construction workers.
After 36 years, Jim Lehrer is stepping down as anchor of PBS' NewsHour. He said he didn't see any reason he should have to man the phones during Pledge Week if John McLaughlin doesn't.
Imagine! 36 years as news anchor at the same network! Katie Couric couldn't even do that in dog years!
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After 36 years, Jim Lehrer is stepping down as anchor of PBS' NewsHour. He said he didn't see any reason he should have to man the phones during Pledge Week if John McLaughlin doesn't.
Imagine! 36 years as news anchor at the same network! Katie Couric couldn't even do that in dog years!
..........thanks for reading!
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