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Big Heat Wave in the East. Finally, something to talk about that's hotter than Lebron James.
ESPN announced it will telecast Lebron James' NBA decision live tomorrow night. How embarrassing will that be for ESPN when they lose in the ratings to Lebron's Twitter account?
Queen Elizabeth visited New York City yesterday. Reports are that she's traveling on a tight budget. She flew in from Canada on a horse-drawn airliner.
They say times are times are tough for the Queen. The big tip off came when she put on her crown. That meant she was switching from butter to margarine.
They say times are times are tough for the Queen. The big tip off came when she put on her crown. That meant she was switching from butter to margarine.
The queen spent only five hours in New York. She had to get back to England before midnight while it was still Taco Tuesday at Taco John's.
Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating terms of her probation. When she heard "90 days behind bars" she thought, "Cool! A 3-month drinking binge!"
Bruce Willis has launched his new cologne. It's called, "I Smell Dead People".
Bruce Willis has launched his new cologne. It's called, "I Smell Dead People".
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