Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

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Avatar director James Cameron offered the White House his views on the oil leak.   And when President Obama put on those special glasses, it was like the gusher was splashing him right in the face.


Judging from President Obama's response to the oil leak so far, he's still wearing 1-D glasses.



Al and Tipper Gore have separated.  She's thinking of moving to Miami.  She figures if their divorce goes to court in Florida, the  judges there will give her everything.


Al and Tipper are both true pioneers.   He says he invented the Internet and she claims that she gave Dick Clark the idea for Rate-a-Record.


Clint Eastwood turned 80 this week.  Now when Clint says, "Go ahead, make my day", he's talking to a glass of prune juice.













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