According to USA Today, Osama Bin Laden's wanted photo has been digitally updated to show what he probably looks like today. Bin Laden is sending this head shot along with a resume to NBC in hopes of getting a late night talk show.
I took one look at that digitalized photo of Osama Bin Laden and it hit me: that's Rahm Emanuel!
The word is that there's a shortage of Nestle cookie dough. That's no surprise. Considering the price, a lot of Americans are short the dough to buy Nestle's cookies.
The FDA has criticized Johnson & Johnson for not reacting more quickly to customer complaints that Tylenol has a moldy, mildew-like odor. The makers of the pain reliever claim they did react immediately, telling consumers that they can buy two bottles of Tylenol and get a can of Lysol absolutely free.
NBC executive Dick Ebersol has called Conan O'Brien "chicken hearted and gutless" for cracking sarcastic jokes about Jay Leno. Conan has also been telling jokes all week about NBC in general and apparently Ebersol would like to be mentioned by name.
About Me
- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
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