Thursday, November 5, 2009

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter

A study shows that over 100,000 new cases of cancer every year are caused by obesity. To show their concern, McDonald's has added a new sandwich to its menu. It's called the McChemo....and if you order it as a meal, they'll add radiation to your soft drink.


The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series championship last night. Michael Bloomberg, who was just re-elected to a third term as New York City mayor, congratulated the Yankees but then told them, "Fellas, maybe next time you ought to give someone else a chance."


The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has a new route this year. It will travel down 7th avenue instead of Broadway. Macy's doesn't want anyone to notice that their department store on Broadway is now a WalMart.

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