A Nobel Prize was awarded to two scientists who discovered how to turn light into electronic signals. However, once they did that, they couldn't figure out how to reverse the process because they suddenly found themselves working in the dark.
Lindsay Lohan debuted her new fashion collection at a Paris show and was slammed. Fashion critics called her clothing "cheesy and dated". And your clothes usually reflect who you are.
Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings embarrassed the Green Bay Packers Monday night in Minneapolis. Not only did the Vikings win, but since they were playing under a dome, it seemed fitting that they go ahead and hold services for the Packers.
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- Wendel Potter
- My writing career took off in 1979 and it continues to roll. I've written comedy for Joan Rivers, Jay Leno, Rodney Dangerfield, and the Yakov Smirnoff Show. I was a weekly columnist for a Nebraska newspaper for 10 years. Several of my short stories have been published in a national magazine, Woman's World. This blog is a return to old columns dear to my heart and new essays that are currently ideas on a close horizon. I hope we can become friends.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Today's Jokes
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