Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Today's Jokes

A Nobel Prize was awarded to two scientists who discovered how to turn light into electronic signals. However, once they did that, they couldn't figure out how to reverse the process because they suddenly found themselves working in the dark.


Lindsay Lohan debuted her new fashion collection at a Paris show and was slammed. Fashion critics called her clothing "cheesy and dated". And your clothes usually reflect who you are.

Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings embarrassed the Green Bay Packers Monday night in Minneapolis. Not only did the Vikings win, but since they were playing under a dome, it seemed fitting that they go ahead and hold services for the Packers.


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