Thursday, March 21, 2013

Today's Jokes by Wendel Potter


On Monday, Jay Leno used a St. Patrick's Day joke to refer to NBC executives as snakes. Of course, St. Patrick is well known for driving snakes out of Ireland....and Jay Leno is well known for driving an Irishman out of the Tonight Show.

President Obama is in Jerusalem.  The president didn't expect a lot of warmth from Prime Minister Netanyahu, but he's a little disappointed that the citizens didn't provide him with a donkey and lay palms at his feet.

I'm not saying that the president is arrogant, but someone had to tell him that "Shalom" does not mean the same thing as "Hosanna!"

No word on whether or not the White House Easter Egg Roll is still on.  It's scheduled for April 1st, so all the president really has to do is what he's good at....wait until that day and then holler, "April Fool!"

It was announced today that federal meat inspectors will not be furloughed.  Just when tofu producers thought they were going to corner the market.

Joe Biden addressed members of Congress regarding gun control and told them to "show courage".  His speech writer advised him to say that instead of what Joe wanted to say..."Make my day!" 

Can't you just picture Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry telling some punk with a gun, "Show courage."?


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