Friday, October 9, 2009

Today's Jokes

NASA has landed a spacecraft on the Moon. The mission is to see if they can find water. Apparently, our government wants to prove its theory that rain actually comes from the Moon.


President Barack Obama is the winner of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. He won it for his international diplomacy, and for his stoic refusal to bitch-slap Joe Wilson.


According to an ex-Late Show staffer, David Letterman had a secret bedroom above the Ed Sullivan Theater. Sounds like the other really big shoe has dropped.

1 comment:

Tom Degan said...

TERRORIST BOMBS MOON!

The moon - that nocturnal inspiration to poets and lovers for centuries - was viciously attacked this morning by Muslim terrorist Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his co-conspirators within THE GOVERNMENT.

A clear message has been sent by this radical jihadist to good and decent people everywhere. There is no room for misinterpretation: if they can target the moon - THE MOON! - in such a ghastly and unprovoked matter, it only proves - conclusively - that Main Street is not safe. Our children must be protected from the radical, hideous agenda of this man and his vile administration. Mark my words, my fellow Americans - today the moon, tomorrow Anytown, USA. OH, THE HUMANITY!

At the moment this lunar holocaust was taking shape, an announcement was made on Oslo, Norway awarding Barack HUSSEIN Obama the Nobel Peace Prize.

Coincidence? I wonder....

But seriously, folks....

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Tom Degan
Goshen, NY