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The NSA has been tapping into phones in Spain. They discovered something about the Spanish. Their language is incredibly similar to the one used by most of the people in the U.S.
A UN panel of scientists says that climate change will pose a risk for future food supplies. As a matter of fact, it's already getting too warm in parts of Alaska to grow frozen peas.
On Halloween night, President Obama opened the White House doors to trick-or-treaters. The president was really surprised at how many were dressed like lifeless zombies. Turns out they looked liked that because they were sick and they couldn't get on healthcare.gov to buy insurance.
Have you tried getting on the Obamacare website? Talk about slow to log on. It would be faster to get to first base with the Virgin Mary.
It's slow! It takes longer than it did for Katy Perry to accuse Mick Jagger of hitting on her.
Katy Perry claims that Mick Jagger hit on her when she was 18 years old. It was probably more like he fell on her.
Lays is introducing chocolate covered potato chips. Now when Lays says, "Betcha can't eat just one!", they're talking about the whole package.
Chocolate covered potato chips! Really? Like salt and grease aren't good enough, let's throw in a millions grams of sugar!
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